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♪ Lazy Mary, will you get up ♪
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JWill you get up
wlll you get up ♪
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♪ Lazy Mary, will you get up ♪
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;Will you get up today;
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♪ No, no, Mother
I won't get up ♪
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;I won't get up
I won't get UP ♪
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♪ No, no, Mother
I won't get up ♪
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♪ I won't get up today;
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[ Deep Fryer Buzzes]
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♪ Lazy Mary, will you get up ♪
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JWill you get up
wlll you get up ♪
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♪ Lazy Mary, will you get up
will you get up today;
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♪ Lazy Mary, will you get up ♪
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JWill you get up
wlll you get up ♪
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♪ Lazy Mary, will you get up
will you get up today;
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♪ Lazy Mary, will you get up
will you get up today;
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♪ Lazy Mary, will you get up will
you get up ♪♪ [ Doorbell Rings ]
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- Who is it?
- I've got a special delivery airmail for you, Pa.
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Well, I--
I got my hands full, Hank.
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Slip it under the door.
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♪ General Sherman had an army
ofloo,000 men;
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♪ He marched them up the hill ♪
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;And then he marched them
down again ♪
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♪ When they were up
they were up ♪
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♪ And when they were down
they were down ♪
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♪ And when they were
halfway up ♪
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♪ They were neither
up nor down ♪♪
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[ Door Opening,
Closing 1
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How ya feelin' now, Ma?
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Same as I always do
after a hard day's washin'.
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You sure
you ain't sick?
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If anybody's sick around here,
it must be you.
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'Tain't natural for you to work hard
enough to get my breakfast. Now, now, Ma.
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There ain't gonna be no more tough
days for you, 'cause I'm gonna help.
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With the washin'?
Mm-hmm.
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Startin' today, I'm gonna
make a clean shirt...
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last a month
instead of two weeks.
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Oh, here's a letter for us.
Who's it from?
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Must be from Kim's folks.
The postmark says Boston.
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Two airplane tickets
to New York...
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and then to Paris.
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Is it from Kim's folks?
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It must be. It's signed byjonathan.
I wonder what it's all about.
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If you'll read it,
you'll find out.
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“Dear Ma and Pa--“
That's us, all right.
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“Dear Ma and Pa--“
You said that before.
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Do you want me to read it
or don't you?
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Oh, sure, Ma.
Go ahead.
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[indistinct Mumbling]
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“Affectionately yours,
Elizabeth and j onathan.”
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Well, I'll declare.
What do you think about it, Pa?
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Well, I don't
rightly know...
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because I never
heard a word you said.
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Elizabeth andjonathan want us
to go to Paris with them!
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Paris, France? Well, it
ain't Paris, Kentucky!
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Two of their friends
were going with them,
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but after buying the tickets,
their friends can't go.
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Now they want us to go with them.
That's wonderful, Ma.
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I always wanted to go
to Paris, France.
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I almost did during
the First World War.
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What stopped ya?
I don't know.
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They said I couldn't go until they
scraped the bottom of the barrel.
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The change will do us
both good, Ma. Oh--
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Let's do it, huh? I'm afraid I'd
worry too much about the kids.
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But they say they won't take no for an answer.
Them's my sentiments too.
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Don't worry.
Leave everything to me.
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I'll find someone
to look after the kids.
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We don't get the chance to go to
Paris, France every day, you know.
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Thanks for the breakfast.
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Oh, don't mention it, Ma.
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I'll fixyou up
a good lunch too.
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Be sure you fix me
something you can eat!
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[ Door Closes]
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Our only problem now...
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is to find someone to look after
the kids while we're gone.
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You don't have to look
any further, Pa.
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I know a young squaw who'll papoose-sit
for four dozen eggs a week.
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That's kind of steep,
ain't it?
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Chicken feed's hard
to get these days.
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If you don't believe me, just
go out and try to borrow some.
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I'll get you
better rate.
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Could you lend me
a pipe-ful of tobacco?
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Sure, Pa.
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Oh, Pa, don't forget to bring
us some postcards from Paris.
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Thought neither
of you fellas could read.
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Who has to read 'em?
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You got a match?
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Where you goin'
with the wheelbarrow?
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We gotta take it back
to Lem Tullett.
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Then you're going
right by my house.
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No use going empty-handed.
I'll go back with ya.
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Huh.
Shut up!
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You talk too much.
Keep it in order, boys.
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Keep it orderly.
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[ Door Opening,
Children Chattering]
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[Chattering Continues]
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All right, children!
All right!
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Now, quiet down!
Quiet down!
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What was it you wanted? A small bottle
of perfume, if it isn't too expensive.
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[Laughing]
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What can Ma
bring you, honey?
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A big flock
of french-fried potatoes.
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[Laughing]
Now, listen, children.
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If you'll all be good while Ma's gone
and do what Little Red Fawn tells ya,
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I'll bring everyone a present
when I come back. [ Horn Honking]
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[Children Cheering]
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Ma, your taxi
just pulled up.
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- You got the tickets and passport, Pa?
- Right here in my hand, Ma.
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Well, get a move-on, you.
The taxi's waitin'.
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Won't have to borrow tobacco while you're gone.
Going-away present.
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Well, thanks,
Geoduck.
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I was beginning to worry how I was
gonna say “borrow“ in French.
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Little Red Fawn,
take good care of my litter.
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So long, kids.
[Children] Bye, Pa!
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Come on, Ma.
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Ain't you gonna take ahold of these suitcases?
Oh, I can't, Ma.
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My arm's still sore
from that vaccination.
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Ain't nothin' wrong with
your right one, is there?
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I got the passports
in that one, Ma.
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Geoduck, help Ma with the bags.
Sure, Pa.
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Pick them up.
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[Girl ]
Hey, Ma, you forgot something!
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Oh.
[Laughing]
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Come on, children.
Come on.
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Now, Ma's gonna be missin'
you all while she's away.
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They'll give you some trouble,
but they don't mean any harm.
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They'rejust like all other kids, I guess.
Full of the dickens.
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Iwouldn't take
$10 million for'em.
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I wouldn't give a nickel
for another one.
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[Children Chattering]
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Him stuck.
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You oughta
give him a hand.
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The handle came off.
We'll have to fix that.
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Jonathan, here they come! Yeah.
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[Ma Laughing,
Couples Chattering]
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You old son of a gun,
you haven't changed a bit!
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Hel lo, j onathan.
Ma, how are you?
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I wish Tom, Kim and the baby
could have been here.
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Kim and the baby are still
visiting Tom in camp.
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They send you their love
and wish you bon voyage.
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That was nice of'em. Did you wish
them the same thing from us?
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Yes, of course.
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How was the trip, Ma? Were you sick?
No, but I was afraid to yawn.
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In another three-quarters ofan hour, we'll
be winging our way over the Atlantic.
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We'll have dinner
on the plane.
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[Man On PA] Bus for Idlewild
Airport now loading.
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Connections for Paris
and intermediate cities.
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That's us, Ma.
Here we go.
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You old son of a gun, will we
have a good time in Paris.
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Paris, France. Yeah. [Chuckling]
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[ Stewardess ]
Fasten your belts, please.
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Fasten your seat belts,
please.
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Fasten your belt,
please.
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Pardon me, sir. Fasten your belt, please.
Don't wear any.
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Would it be all right if I
take a tuck in my suspenders?
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She means
this belt here.
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That's the best supper
I've had since lunch.
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What's the matter, Ma? 'Tain't like
you to leave any of your vittles.
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Can't finish it. My stomach's rollin'
around like the waves down there.
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You ain't lightin' up
that smokestack, are you?
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Theyoung lady said it was all right to
smoke the minute we was off the ground.
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Here's an old lady
who says you can't.
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If you've got to smoke
that smelly thing,
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why don't you go back to one of those empty seats?
just as you say, Ma.
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But this pipe
is sweet as a nut.
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Oh, excuse me.
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I'll take it, sir.
Oh, thank you.
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Where you going, Pa? Back
here to take a smoke.
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Ma's stomach
is a bit skittish.
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Don't you feel good, Ma?
I'll be all right.
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Pardon me.
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Doyou mind if I sit here?
Not at all.
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Thanks.
[Sighs]
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You see, Ma,
that's my wife,
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she don't feel
so good.
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She don't want me blowing
smoke in her face,
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so if you don't
mind-- Certainly not.
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I was just about
to smoke myself.
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My name's Kettle,
Pa Kettle.
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What's yours?
[Sniffs]
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Wade. Adolph Wade. Adolph, eh?
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I had a hog
by that name once.
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But when Adolph showed up one
day with a litter of pigs,
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I had to change his name to “Alice.“
Very interesting, Mr. Kettle.
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Pa is the name.
[Sniffs]
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Mighty fine
smelling tobacco.
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Yes.
Special blend.
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You know-- You know,
we're going to Paris.
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[Clicks Tongue]
That's fine.
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Where are you stopping?
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At the Hotel Louis XIV.
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You mean
the Louis Quatorze.
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No, this is Louis XIV
Hotel, I'm sure.
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Mr. Kettle--
Pa's the name.
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Pa,you look like a man
who can be trusted.
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Been chargin' tobacco at Billy
Reed's store for 25 years.
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Good. I want
to give you something.
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That is, if you do not
mind doing me a favor.
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Always believe
in being neighborly.
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Then you will bring this letter
to me in Room 408...
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in the Hotel Louis XIV
tomorrow night at 8:00.
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Why do you want me to deliver the
letter to you when you already got it?
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Mr. Kettle--
I mean Pa.
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I've been quite ill.
I get dizzy spells.
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Get 'em myself when I lace
my shoelaces too tight.
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I was shellshocked
in the First World War.
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Uh, sometimes
I don't know what I'm doing.
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Don't feel too bad. Ma says
I'm that way all the time.
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[Laughs]
It's amnesia.
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Ma says with me
it's dumbness.
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Mr. Kettle, should anything happen
to me during one of my attacks,
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I don't want to lose this
or have it found on me.
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It is very valuable.
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I can trust you,
can't I... Pa?
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Likel said, Billy Reed's been
trustin' me for 25 years...
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for tobacco.
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By the way, would you like to
try some of my private blend?
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It's put up especially for me.
Oh, thanks.
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Sure is about time... Huh?
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I had a smoke
for myself.
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[Air Blowing]
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[Airplane Engines Droning]
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[Car Horn Honks]
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[Bicycle Bell Rings]
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[ Horns Honking]
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Franklin Kettle.
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That's me, but it sure
don't sound right.
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Maybe I'd better put down “Pa.“ Oh,
no, I think that'll be all right.
235
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:21,072
The clerk will remember it.
It'll be all right.
236
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,576
Suite 422 for Madame
and Monsieur Parker.
237
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,409
Suite 419,
Madame and Monsieur Kettle.
238
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,414
I want to see
the cashier.
239
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:33,419
I want to change some of this
American money into French money.
240
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:37,423
Would you let me have some francs
for this, please? Sure, sir.
241
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,938
Magnifique!
N 'es t-ce pas?
242
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,444
How did you know
my name was Pa?
243
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,209
Pardon?
You just called me “Pa.”
244
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:05,216
No, no, no, monsieur.
I said, "Afest-ce pas. ”
245
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:08,379
I mean your taste,
it is good.
246
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:13,051
[Sighs] What I wouldn't
give to be 59 again.
247
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,890
You are an American,
no, monsieur?
248
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:21,230
Well, how'd you guess? A gift.
But, monsieur, we waste time.
249
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,894
I have for you
a wonderful bargain.
250
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:29,238
Twelve authentic postcards
showing the beauties of Paris.
251
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:33,745
All for the unheard-of price
of one American dollar.
252
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,908
One dollar, eh?
Twelve for a dollar?
253
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,917
Not bad.
254
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,079
And these postcards are--
how you say--
255
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,588
sensational!
256
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:55,764
Hellqjonathan. I was just gonna buy
some postals from this young fellow.
257
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,929
I don't think you want
those postals, Pa.
258
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,439
There's a much better selection
over here at the newsstand.
259
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:03,874
I'm afraid I'll have to
buy them from this party.
260
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,878
After all,
I made a bargain.
261
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,041
Why, he's gone.
262
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:13,381
Why do you suppose he disappeared so fast?
I can't imagine.
263
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:17,116
I think we'd better
join the ladies.
264
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:22,220
What you doin', Ma? Pickin' out
postal cards for the children.
265
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:25,389
Oh, that's fine, Ma.
You think of everything.
266
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:30,903
That reminds me, I mustn't forget
to deliver that letter to Mr. Wade.
267
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,905
I hope Pa ain't gettin' mixed up in nothin'.
just bein' neighborly.
268
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,908
We'll have to hurry or we won't
have time to dress for dinner.
269
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,240
600 fiance,
s7! vous plaTt.
270
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,905
Well, I haven't
any francs yet.
271
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:45,576
You'll just have to put it on the bill.
I'll take care of it.
272
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,245
That's mighty nice of you. Oh, come on.
Come on now, Pa.
273
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,311
Monsieur!
274
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:53,086
Has he got some change coming?
No.
275
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:56,925
Monsieur, what would you say
if I tell you how to become...
276
00:19:56,996 --> 00:20:00,330
the most desirable man
in all Paris?
277
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:03,562
I don't think
you could do it.
278
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:09,302
They call this
"L fxpectative. ”
279
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,810
Come again?
280
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:15,142
It means hope.
281
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,946
It means confidence.
282
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:23,580
I t m ea n s Pexpectatxbn.
283
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:30,492
Gosh, ifGeoduck and Crowbar
could get a whiffofme now.
284
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,657
[inhales]
285
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,867
Better keep
your eye on Pa.
286
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,870
Looks like he's got a crush
on that pretty salesgirl.
287
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,872
He's old enough
to be her father.
288
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,966
Father? Grandfather! [Chuckles]
289
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,445
[Girls Sighing]
Frank!
290
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,854
[ Girls Swooning]
291
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:02,952
How did they know
my name was Franklin?
292
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:06,521
Mon chéri!
Mon petit chou!
293
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,660
[ Swooning]
294
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,794
II est charmant!
295
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,397
[All Swooning]
Frank!
296
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:19,477
[Girls Shrieking]
297
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:24,475
[Girls Squealing]
298
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:31,322
Bonsoir, monsieur.
Bonsoir.
299
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:34,325
You have Room 408
reserved for Adolph Wade?
300
00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:38,330
Ah, Monsieur Wade.
We almost gave you up.
301
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:42,664
Have a Mr. and Mrs. Kettle
checked in yet?
302
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:47,502
0m; quite some time ago. They're
on your floor. Room 419.
303
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:51,009
Take Monsieur Wade's bags
to Room 408.
304
00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:53,170
Bonsoir, monsieur.
305
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,797
Our information
was correct.
306
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,958
We will wait till
the bellboy leaves,
307
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,127
then we will pay
Mr. Wade a visit.
308
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:21,966
Oh, I do hope Ma and Pa
have a good time.
309
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,806
[Cork Pops]
[Knocking]
310
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:28,814
We'll make it our business
to see that they do.
311
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:32,146
Hello, folks. We're all set
in our best bib and tucker.
312
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:37,418
- You look simply lovely!
- You'd never think she was the mother of15 kids!
313
00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:40,481
[Chuckling] Come right in,
folks, and join the festivities!
314
00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:43,324
Ma, I simply can't get over
how wonderful you look.
315
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:47,559
Thanks, Elizabeth. You look
kind of highfalutin yourself.
316
00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:50,762
Folks, we are going to start
the fireworks with champagne.
317
00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:53,134
Well, ain't you got
any buttermilk?
318
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,173
[Chuckles]
Sit down, Pa.
319
00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:58,006
Take a load
off your feet.
320
00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:02,112
[Nervous Laughter]
[Stifling Laughter]
321
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,479
Have a canapé, Ma.
322
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,609
I Ma]
Thanks, Elizabeth.
323
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,617
Pa?
324
00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:14,284
Hmm.
What's this?
325
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,921
It's “cave-iar“! Now, don't go acting
like you don't know what it is.
326
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:20,796
It'; fish Eggs!
Fish eggs, eh?
327
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:28,473
I'll tell you something.
328
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:31,942
I don't think
these eggs are fresh.
329
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,807
[Jonathan]
Ma.
330
00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:40,648
No, thanks.
I'll wait for the buttermilk.
331
00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:42,983
Pa?
332
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:46,487
Down the hatch, Pa.
333
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:55,325
[Sighs, Hiccups]
334
00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:40,945
[Ticking]
335
00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:44,649
How do you like
the champagne, Pa?
336
00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:48,813
It sizzles up the nose and tickles
all the way down. [Others Chuckling]
337
00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:52,482
Reminds me of the Saturday
night keg parties...
338
00:24:52,558 --> 00:24:55,960
Lem Tullett used to throw.
[ Hiccups]
339
00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:59,987
Only we didn't have champagne.
340
00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:02,033
We had hard cider.
[ Hiccups]
341
00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:07,197
But Lem didn't really
throw those parties...
342
00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:10,207
'cause you had to pay
for whateveryou drunk.
343
00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:14,371
The boys tell me it was
real good cider though.
344
00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:21,779
[Gasps] Tuckyour bib in, Pa.
[Clock Chiming]
345
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:25,882
It's 8:00. You'd better deliver
that envelope to Mr. Wade.
346
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,949
That' s fight, Ma.
[ Chiming Continues]
347
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:30,291
I almost forgot to remember.
348
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:34,492
It won't take me a minute.
It's right down the hall.
349
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:41,472
Jonathan, you'd better
go with him.
350
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,474
I'm all right.
351
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,482
[Clicks Tongue]
352
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,655
406.
353
00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:03,427
407.
354
00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:08,432
408.
355
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:11,197
[Hiccups]
356
00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:13,204
You killed him.
You shouldn't have.
357
00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:15,604
I had to do it.
358
00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:18,109
He wasn't bluffing.
359
00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:20,111
The envelope.
360
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,607
He hasn't got it.
361
00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:27,015
I'm afraid he was
telling the truth.
362
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,953
[ Knocking]
363
00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:40,131
The door is unlocked.
364
00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:42,793
We will put him
behind the sofa.
365
00:26:49,741 --> 00:26:52,642
[ Pa 1
Oh, Mr. Adolph Wade!
366
00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:55,806
I've got your envelope
here for you!
367
00:26:58,217 --> 00:27:00,311
justa minute.
368
00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:06,314
[ Man]
Come in.
369
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:18,102
He hasn't got that
envelope either.
370
00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:20,264
He's got to have it.
He said he had it.
371
00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:23,741
[ Knocking]
372
00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:28,112
Pa would forget his head
if it wasn't tied on.
373
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,945
Leaving this
in his other suit.
374
00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:33,610
Pa! You in there!
375
00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:39,953
He'd better be in there if he
knows what's good for him!
376
00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:47,958
Will you tuck
that bib in?
377
00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:51,936
How do you expect to give this envelope
to Mr. Wade if you don't take it?
378
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,634
Pa, will you stop playm' possum?
He's unconscious!
379
00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:59,644
No more than usual. He's had
too much of that bubble water!
380
00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:06,284
What happened?
381
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:10,254
“What happened?“
You had too much too fast!
382
00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:12,256
No, it wasn't
the champagne, Ma.
383
00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:14,418
Somebody must have hit
him over the head. Hmm!
384
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:17,155
Whatjonathan says
is right, Ma.
385
00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:20,927
I knew this envelope
would get him into trouble.
386
00:28:20,999 --> 00:28:22,967
Who hit ya, Pa?
387
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:27,097
I don't rightly know. The roof
caved in before I could see him.
388
00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:32,110
[ Knocking] I beg your pardon.
ls Mr. Wade ill?
389
00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:36,444
Father, this isn't Mr. Wade.
No, of course not.
390
00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:38,950
What happened here? That's
what we're trying to find out.
391
00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:41,611
Pa came in here to deliver
this envelope to Mr. Wade,
392
00:28:41,687 --> 00:28:43,951
and somebody smacked him
over the head!
393
00:28:44,022 --> 00:28:46,252
Good heavens. You didn't
see who hit you, Pa?
394
00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:51,991
Oh! My head feels like
it's full of buzzing bees.
395
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,294
I don't think
it could have been Mr. Wade.
396
00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:58,132
My daughter and I saw him leave
the lobby quite some time ago.
397
00:28:58,203 --> 00:29:02,071
Hence my curiosity
when I heard voices in here.
398
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:05,235
Someone must have known
that he had that letter.
399
00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:08,405
Ma, this is
beginning to add up.
400
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,915
Perhaps I can offer
a suggestion.
401
00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:15,250
There is no need of subjecting your
husband to any more risks, madame.
402
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,813
I'd be more than happy to
deliver the letter to Mr. Wade.
403
00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:22,087
I am Cyrus Kraft,
a very close friend of his.
404
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,289
And this is my daughter, Inez.
Well--
405
00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:27,526
[ Ma Stammering]
406
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:32,093
Thanks just the same, Mr. Kraft,
but we'll see that he gets it.
407
00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:35,196
Just as you say, madame.
408
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:39,643
Pa, I guess I'd better cancel the
reservations for the show tonight.
409
00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:42,646
What show are you talking about?
Well, you know.
410
00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:48,380
The one with the beautiful, uh--
the beautiful-- the beautiful...
411
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,649
pictures you saw
in the lobby.
412
00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:52,656
Oh, we oughta go.
413
00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:56,683
Iwouldn't think
of spoiling Ma's fun.
414
00:29:56,762 --> 00:29:59,163
What show are you going
to see, may I ask?
415
00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:02,326
The one at the Cafe d'Ete.
What a coincidence!
416
00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:04,335
We are going there too!
417
00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:06,667
Allow me to take you.
418
00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:10,834
It is only that I want to do
something for my friend Wade.
419
00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:15,676
Won't you be my guests? Your guests!
That's right neighborly of you.
420
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:18,011
The more the merrier,
I always say.
421
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:20,745
Kettle's the name, Pa Kettle.
Then we are agreed.
422
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:24,722
We will change now and-- Father, hadn't we
better report this unfortunate incident?
423
00:30:24,790 --> 00:30:26,781
Of course, my dear.
424
00:30:26,858 --> 00:30:28,792
Please don't worry
about anything.
425
00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:31,022
We'll take care of it.
Come on, Pa!
426
00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:34,031
Meet you later at the café.
Good-bye.
427
00:30:37,102 --> 00:30:40,538
Well, uh...
see you later.
428
00:30:42,607 --> 00:30:44,541
Get] acques!
429
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:51,373
G; [ Piano Playing]
430
00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:54,044
£3
431
00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:57,555
Steward, there must be some mistake.
We didn't order wine.
432
00:30:57,622 --> 00:31:00,216
Avec les compliments
de Monsieur Kraft.
433
00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:03,557
Mighty fine fellow,
that “Mon-sewer“ Kraft.
434
00:31:03,628 --> 00:31:07,531
Now, watch your bib, Pa. Don't worry, Ma.
I got it snubbed.
435
00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:10,694
G," [ Band Starts Playing]
436
00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:13,795
£3
437
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,534
Mesdemoiselles,
messieurs...
438
00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,542
Ie cancan!
439
00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:21,045
£3
440
00:31:21,113 --> 00:31:24,549
,' Une chanson
I es mots 50m' dans man coeur,'
441
00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:27,313
♪ Un petit air léger
monsieur;
442
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:30,845
,' Un air de va/se
ft me voi/J lancée,'
443
00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:33,857
♪ Tout pour vous plaire
monsieur;
444
00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:36,826
jfgi méme appris
a dzre “non, non " ♪
445
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,865
g,' [ Singing Continues] Look it!
Those are the same girls we saw...
446
00:31:39,931 --> 00:31:42,025
in the hotel lobby,
in the posters.
447
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:45,195
You got a pretty good memory, haven't you, Pa?
Nothing to it, Ma.
448
00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:49,298
Easy to recognize 'em
by their... faces.
449
00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:52,366
Jvenez donc plus prés
monsieur;
450
00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:57,041
♪ Si vous vouiez mes iévres Si vous vouiez
mes charmes Si vous vouiez mon coeur;
451
00:31:57,115 --> 00:32:01,313
,' Venez don: plus prés
monsieur, monsieur,'
452
00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:05,152
; Oh, dites moi donc
que vous me voulez g;
453
00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:07,157
Hope we didn't
keep you waiting.
454
00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:09,660
No, no, not at all.
And thank you for the wine.
455
00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:12,493
Yeah, that was right
friendly, Mr. Kraft.
456
00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,828
Oh, not at all.
My privilege.
457
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:18,165
I hope the show comes up
to your expectations.
458
00:32:18,236 --> 00:32:23,367
Never was anything like this at Lem
Tullett's Saturday night keg parties.
459
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:29,176
£3
460
00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:32,478
That's the kind of par/ez-
vous I can understand!
461
00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:35,646
Uh, Mr. Kraft, were you
able to contact Mr. Wade?
462
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:39,554
No, but I left word that
he couldjoin us here.
463
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,924
By the way, did you bring
the envelope with you?
464
00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:45,895
Oh, I sure did.
It's right here.
465
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:49,832
I ain't like Pa. I'm
glad you're not, Ma.
466
00:32:49,901 --> 00:33:00,744
£3
467
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:07,851
£3
468
00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:11,014
Oh,jonathan!
This is like a dream!
469
00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:14,320
[Jonathan] You haven't seen anything yet!
You enjoying yourself, dear?
470
00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:16,326
[ Elizabeth] Mm-hmm. Good. Good.
471
00:33:16,394 --> 00:33:20,194
Mrs. Kettle, mayl have this dance, please?
Oh, my goodness!
472
00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:23,860
I haven't done much outside of
square dancin' since I was a girl.
473
00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:26,870
Don't pay her no mind,
Mr. Kraft.
474
00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:30,704
In her day, she was
a mighty fancy stepper.
475
00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:34,040
Won a cup once
for doin' the hoedown.
476
00:33:34,112 --> 00:33:38,208
Ever had a whirl at that, Mr. Kraft?
Not that I recall.
477
00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:42,049
Go on, Ma. Loosen up
and make whoop-de-do!
478
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,886
Please do, Mrs. Kettle. Now, you stay
here and watch your P's and (Is.
479
00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:50,155
I'd rather watch my par/ez-vous.
[Clicks Tongue]
480
00:33:50,228 --> 00:34:05,008
£3
481
00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:37,200
What's the matter?
[Chuckles]
482
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:39,710
Forgive me.
I am so carried away.
483
00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:43,373
The music
and you in my arms.
484
00:34:43,448 --> 00:34:53,722
£3
485
00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:57,228
Ma seems to be having a good time.
She sure is.
486
00:34:57,295 --> 00:34:59,889
She's a cutup when
it comes to zingin'.
487
00:34:59,965 --> 00:35:03,492
♪♪
What are you tryin' to do?
488
00:35:03,568 --> 00:35:06,003
I feel like
a Mexicanjumping bean.
489
00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:08,836
This is the rhumba.
490
00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:11,842
Did you lose something?
491
00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:13,844
I thoughtl heard
something drop.
492
00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:18,611
Feel like I've dropped everything
but my upper plate. [ Laughing]
493
00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:25,680
£3
494
00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:29,352
Oh, thank you, Mrs. Kettle.
We must do it again sometime.
495
00:35:29,427 --> 00:35:33,523
Yes, if I can get everything
back in place again.
496
00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:41,701
[jonathan ] You 're quite
a Eng/stepper, Ma.
497
00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:46,543
[Panting]
498
00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:50,241
Ma kind of gave you a workout,
didn't she, Mr. Kraft?
499
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:55,048
Do you see anything on the menu
that appeals to you?
500
00:35:55,120 --> 00:36:00,889
Don't know. Looks the same
this way as it does the other.
501
00:36:00,959 --> 00:36:03,326
Can't seem to figure
this out, Ma.
502
00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:06,126
Of course you can't.
It's in French.
503
00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:08,495
Suppose we leave it
to the maTtre d'?
504
00:36:08,566 --> 00:36:10,500
It would save
a lot of trouble.
505
00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:13,503
We'll leave it entirely to your good taste.
Mara; monsieur.
506
00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:17,508
Oh, uh, MT. “ Meter-Gee“ 7.
Yes, monsieur?
507
00:36:17,575 --> 00:36:19,669
How does that taste?
508
00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:23,044
I'm afraid that would be
tough, monsieun.
509
00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:26,675
It would? Our? That
is the manager.
510
00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:31,712
Stop showin' off, Pa, and let the man
get our supper. Mara; madame. Merci.
511
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:34,191
Mercy m you mo,
Mr. Meter-deer.
512
00:36:36,094 --> 00:36:38,688
[ Woman Screaming]
513
00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:41,630
g," [ Band Starts Playing]
514
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:56,639
£3
515
00:36:56,715 --> 00:37:10,084
£3
516
00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:16,430
£3
517
00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:19,493
That ain't no way to treat a lady!
it's just an act, Ma.
518
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:23,405
It's all rehearsed.
They're probably man and wife.
519
00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:38,414
£3
520
00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:49,190
Even if they are married, that
don't mean he can beat her up.
521
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:52,032
[Clapping] Where I come, they
don't treat women that way!
522
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,231
£3
523
00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:57,138
[Audience Murmuring]
524
00:37:57,208 --> 00:38:00,701
♪♪ [Dishes Crashing,
Audience Laughing]
525
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:06,377
[Laughing]
526
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:11,150
[ Laughter, Applause Continue]
527
00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:22,157
[ Laughter, Applause]
528
00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:27,498
[ Laughter,
Applause Continue]
529
00:38:27,572 --> 00:38:32,100
Ma, you shouldn't have done that.
Why not?
530
00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:34,669
[ Laughter, Applause Continue]
531
00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,680
Here comes
the manager.
532
00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:38,842
Madame was a great
exhibition!
533
00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:42,353
The lady was simply carried
away by your talented artists.
534
00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:46,015
It won't happen again, I assure you.
Please do not apologize.
535
00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:49,856
I am delighted! My guests are
delighted and we are delighted!
536
00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:52,761
Frangois!
Our?
537
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:57,359
Tell the wine steward to serve my friends
the finest champagne in the house...
538
00:38:57,435 --> 00:38:59,460
and bring
their dinner check to me.
539
00:38:59,537 --> 00:39:01,972
Bien. Mille fois merci, madame!
540
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,475
Mara; messieurs/
Mara; merc/I
541
00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:06,977
Seems to me it was the fellow
Ma tossed into the kitchen...
542
00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:09,639
that should've asked for mercy.
[All Laughing]
543
00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:21,992
[Clock Chiming]
544
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:25,997
11:00 a.m.
and I ain't dressed yet.
545
00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:29,466
Back in Cape Flattery, we'd have
halfa day's work done by now.
546
00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:32,196
- Who would?
- You would.
547
00:39:32,270 --> 00:39:35,672
Well, that's better.
Now, get up and get dressed.
548
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:40,735
Better take a bath first Too
many baths are weakening, Ma.
549
00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:42,746
Hmm!
550
00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:45,681
[Knocking]
Who's there?
551
00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:48,014
It K/ona than.
Well, come in.
552
00:39:50,154 --> 00:39:53,317
Ma, Pa, have you seen the morning paper?
[ Door Closes ]
553
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:57,328
Here, look.
Look at this, Pa.
554
00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,591
[Pa]
Why, it's Mr. Wade.
555
00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:05,159
Let me see it, Pa. “Man's
body found in River Seine.
556
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:09,833
Believed murdered.
Identified as Adolph Wade.“
557
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:14,709
Too bad.
He was a nice man.
558
00:40:14,779 --> 00:40:17,271
I can't give him
the envelope now.
559
00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:21,615
- You think that envelope had anything to do with this?
- It's quite possible.
560
00:40:21,686 --> 00:40:24,951
It's also possible that Cyrus Kraft and his
so-called daughter are mixed up in it.
561
00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:28,391
Jonathan thinks that Pa should get rid of the envelope.
Get your clothes on, folks.
562
00:40:28,459 --> 00:40:30,393
I have a friend at the
American Consulate,
563
00:40:30,461 --> 00:40:32,589
and we'll take
the envelope to him.
564
00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:35,031
Seems like the right thing to do, Pa.
It's the only thing to do.
565
00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:38,592
We'll meet you
down in the lobby.
566
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,934
[ Door Opens, Closes] Too bad.
567
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:48,003
lfthe Kettles see this, we are in trouble.
You shouldn't have killed him.
568
00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:50,446
I had no choice.
He was armed.
569
00:40:50,515 --> 00:40:54,076
If you had done a betterjob in disposing
of the body, this wouldn't have happened.
570
00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:56,712
There was no time.
It was almost daylight.
571
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:59,849
We must get that envelope before
they turn it over to the police.
572
00:40:59,924 --> 00:41:02,256
[ Inez] Quiet! Quiet!
573
00:41:03,895 --> 00:41:09,163
You say Mr. and Mrs. Kettle do not answer?
Oh, they left the hotel?
574
00:41:09,233 --> 00:41:13,466
Do you know when they'll be back?
I see.
575
00:41:13,538 --> 00:41:16,769
No, no, it's all right.
Thank you.
576
00:41:16,841 --> 00:41:21,278
They left 1 O minutes ago with the Parkers.
There's no telling where they went.
577
00:41:21,346 --> 00:41:23,280
It's your business
to find out where.
578
00:41:23,348 --> 00:41:26,648
Check with the cab drivers.
Talk to the hotel doorman.
579
00:41:26,718 --> 00:41:29,449
We will wait
for your call there.
580
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:51,498
I'm afraid this means
nothing to me whatsoever.
581
00:41:51,576 --> 00:41:57,310
That's why I've asked Commander Fordyce,
our naval attaché, to look at it.
582
00:41:57,382 --> 00:42:03,219
Well! It's part of a missing file.
The important part.
583
00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:05,381
Are you sure?
No question about it.
584
00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:07,754
The file disappeared
from Washington 1 O clays ago.
585
00:42:07,825 --> 00:42:13,059
Wefi/e all been alerted Then, then
you mean it's kind of important?
586
00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:16,965
It certainly is. I only wish I could
tell you how important, Mr. Kettle.
587
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:20,471
Pa's the name.
Excuse me. Pa.
588
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:23,701
I can tell you they're plans
vital to your country's defense.
589
00:42:23,775 --> 00:42:26,710
You've earned the nation's gratitude
for turning these papers over to us...
590
00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:31,045
and keeping them out of unfriendly hands.
I hung on to 'em all the time...
591
00:42:31,115 --> 00:42:34,847
except for the time
Ma had 'em for a spell.
592
00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:39,686
And she ain't exactly unfriendly
except after a big day's wash.
593
00:42:39,757 --> 00:42:44,820
Kinda touchy then. Pa, you old son of a gun.
Let me shake hands with a hero.
594
00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:47,763
Oh, it was nothing, Jonathan.
[Fordyce] 0h, Pa?
595
00:42:47,832 --> 00:42:51,132
Yes, sir. Hmm? Oh. [Chuckles]
596
00:42:51,202 --> 00:42:54,365
Congratulations.
Don't mention it.
597
00:42:54,439 --> 00:42:58,808
Pa, you've been under considerable
danger, perhaps without knowing it.
598
00:42:58,876 --> 00:43:02,278
Would you be willing to go on a few
days more now that you know the risk?
599
00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:06,044
Why, of course. It's my
duty, ain't it? Good.
600
00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:09,985
I want you to help us track down the men
behind the theft of this top secret.
601
00:43:10,054 --> 00:43:12,079
I'm your man, Mr. Fordyce.
602
00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:16,821
Like Patrick Henry once said,
“I have but one life...
603
00:43:16,894 --> 00:43:19,556
to give
for my country.“
604
00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:21,792
Nathan Hale said that.
605
00:43:21,866 --> 00:43:26,201
Hale, you say?
You're a smart one, Ma.
606
00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:28,762
Pa, I want you to carry
this envelope...
607
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,810
with dummy plans and let these
people see you with it.
608
00:43:31,876 --> 00:43:34,743
Especially the man Kraft and the
girl Inez you told us about.
609
00:43:34,812 --> 00:43:36,871
When these spies know you're
still carrying the plans,
610
00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:39,246
they'll make desperate attempts to get them.
I'll foil 'em.
611
00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:41,786
No, no, don't do that.
Let them take the plans.
612
00:43:41,853 --> 00:43:46,051
That'll give us the evidence we need
to close in and clean up this ring.
613
00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:49,924
Okay, Mr. Fordyce.
I'm itching to go to work.
614
00:43:53,564 --> 00:43:57,694
Seems to me you're making a guinea pig out of Pa.
A defenseless one.
615
00:43:57,768 --> 00:44:02,865
Not exactly, Mr. Parker. We'll have two of
our best men following Pa clay and night.
616
00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:07,571
Mr. Fordyce, you can
get the bait ready.
617
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:10,080
[Giggling]
Pa, we're proud of you.
618
00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:13,516
That's right. Youjust said something
that'll go down in history.
619
00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:16,451
Oh, you mean, “You can
get the bait ready“?
620
00:44:16,521 --> 00:44:20,424
No. “I'm itching to go
to work.“ [Laughing]
621
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:23,256
Here you are.
Now, remember, Pa,
622
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:25,489
you'll be under
constant surveillance.
623
00:44:25,563 --> 00:44:29,193
And should you feel yourself actually
in danger, call on the men for aid.
624
00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:35,001
However, we'll have more success if the men
following you remain entirely in the background.
625
00:44:35,072 --> 00:44:37,404
[ Ma, Pa] Good-bye. Good-bye,
Mrs. Parker, Mr. Parker.
626
00:44:37,475 --> 00:44:40,137
[Ambassador]
Good luck, Pa.
627
00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:42,509
When Farrell and Harriman return,
tell them I want to see them.
628
00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:45,515
[ Intercom ] They just came in.
All right, send them in.
629
00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:56,417
You sent for us, Commander?
630
00:44:56,494 --> 00:45:00,226
Yes. Come over here.
[ Door Closes]
631
00:45:00,298 --> 00:45:03,233
Take a good look
at that partyjust leaving.
632
00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:07,770
You see them clearly? [
Harriman, Farrell] Yes, sir.
633
00:45:07,838 --> 00:45:10,170
[Fordyce ] Especially
the man in the derby?
634
00:45:10,241 --> 00:45:15,543
That'll be a cinch. There can't be
another man in Paris who looks like him.
635
00:45:15,613 --> 00:45:19,709
He's carrying papers we hope will
smoke out a nest of important spies.
636
00:45:19,784 --> 00:45:23,687
Don't let them out of your sight.
Yes, sir.
637
00:45:30,928 --> 00:45:34,455
Look, Ma.
Oh, that'd look lovely on you.
638
00:45:34,532 --> 00:45:37,126
What do you think, Pa?
Little drafty, ain't it?
639
00:45:37,201 --> 00:45:39,192
[Chuckling] I don't think
they'd have it in my size.
640
00:45:39,270 --> 00:45:42,001
Let's go in and ask. Now, you
two better not wait for us.
641
00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:44,770
After we're through here, Ma and I
are going to have our hair done.
642
00:45:44,842 --> 00:45:50,406
Now don't worry about us. We gotta go out
and smoke out some spies, eh,jonathan?
643
00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:52,609
Now you be careful.
644
00:45:58,055 --> 00:46:02,754
Bye, bye. Pa, how'd you like
to go and see Notre Dame?
645
00:46:02,827 --> 00:46:07,094
Hmm, a little too hot for football, ain't it?
Pa, that's a hot one.
646
00:46:07,164 --> 00:46:09,792
That's what I said. It's
more like baseball weather.
647
00:46:09,867 --> 00:46:12,302
Yeah, yeah.
648
00:46:14,138 --> 00:46:16,539
[Tires Screeching]
649
00:46:19,043 --> 00:46:21,978
[ Traffic Noises]
650
00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:38,652
Hmm, you know.
651
00:46:38,729 --> 00:46:41,221
It's dinnertime
back home.
652
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:44,462
Well, I could stand something to eat.
Come on. Let's sit down.
653
00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:54,244
[Tires Screeching]
654
00:46:56,781 --> 00:47:00,979
Bonjour, monsieur.
Voilà.
655
00:47:01,052 --> 00:47:04,511
Now don't go ordering the
manager again, Pa. [Chuckling]
656
00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:07,455
You'd better order, Jonathan.
All right. All right.
657
00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:11,291
Mmm! Bring us two orders of
the specialty of the house.
658
00:47:11,362 --> 00:47:13,558
Trés bien, monsieur.
659
00:47:13,631 --> 00:47:16,066
[Sighs]
660
00:47:19,036 --> 00:47:22,666
Yes, Jacques.
At the Café La Cigogne?
661
00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:25,038
Good. Don't leave 'em.
We'll be there.
662
00:47:25,109 --> 00:47:27,237
We must find out
if they know about Wade.
663
00:47:27,311 --> 00:47:31,214
If they do, we must get the plans before
they turn them over to the police.
664
00:47:31,282 --> 00:47:33,580
What if we fail? Then you
will have to get them...
665
00:47:33,651 --> 00:47:37,485
to go to Henri's
perfume shop.
666
00:48:05,082 --> 00:48:07,414
They're here.
Who's here?
667
00:48:07,485 --> 00:48:12,480
Shh. Those two G-men. They're sitting
right over there at the end table.
668
00:48:14,158 --> 00:48:16,456
Well, that's pretty clever.
669
00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:18,655
They really look the part.
You're right, Pa.
670
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:21,892
Atypical G-man would stand
out like a sore thumb.
671
00:48:21,966 --> 00:48:24,060
Yep,
they're G-men all right.
672
00:48:28,973 --> 00:48:33,274
Don't look now, but there's two
of'em right behind you. Two what?
673
00:48:33,344 --> 00:48:38,874
Shh. Two of the spy gang
Mr. Fordyce was talking about.
674
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:45,747
They think they're smart, wearing American
clothes, but they ain't fooling me.
675
00:48:45,823 --> 00:48:48,952
Well, you have nothing to worry about.
Fordyce's men are here.
676
00:48:49,026 --> 00:48:51,859
Ahh.
677
00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:54,364
[Sighs]
678
00:49:11,315 --> 00:49:13,579
You know, these things
look awfully familiar.
679
00:49:13,651 --> 00:49:18,282
Escargot bourgignone.
Wait'll you taste 'em, Pa.
680
00:49:18,355 --> 00:49:21,290
Mmm!
[Sighs]
681
00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:36,403
They taste something like the steamed clams Ossie
Doolin used to serve in his dredgin' scow.
682
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:38,602
[Chuckles] Nice nutty
flavor, haven't they?
683
00:49:38,676 --> 00:49:42,510
Mm-hmm. What do you call these things?
Escargot.
684
00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:45,515
At home,
we call them snails.
685
00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:57,153
I've had plenty, I think.
686
00:50:08,706 --> 00:50:11,732
Well, Mr. Kettle,
how nice to see you.
687
00:50:11,809 --> 00:50:16,076
Won't you join us?
Oh, do sit down.
688
00:50:16,146 --> 00:50:19,309
Where are the ladies? Shopping at
Pierre Leroux's down the street.
689
00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:23,386
If you will excuse me,
I think I'll join them.
690
00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:26,515
I must tell them of a
wonderful perfume shop.
691
00:50:26,590 --> 00:50:28,786
Father, why don't
you stay here?
692
00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:32,420
[ Inez] We'll meet later. [ Cyrus]
A pleasant suggestion, my dear.
693
00:50:34,131 --> 00:50:37,066
Bye, gentlemen.
694
00:50:43,340 --> 00:50:47,140
Did you read
this morning's paper?
695
00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:49,236
Well, uh-- As a matter
of fact, no, we haven't.
696
00:50:49,313 --> 00:50:53,181
Look at that. My, my.
Poor Mr. Wade.
697
00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:56,618
One of my best friends.
A great shock.
698
00:50:56,687 --> 00:50:59,281
Have you any ideas
to the motive?
699
00:50:59,356 --> 00:51:02,291
Maybe it had something to do with the
letter Mr. Kettle's been carrying.
700
00:51:02,359 --> 00:51:06,557
Do you mean this letter? What do you
think Mr. Kettle should do with it?
701
00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:11,124
Well, Mr. Wade had a wife back in
the States whom I knew very well.
702
00:51:11,201 --> 00:51:15,195
I'd be only too glad to mail
it to her, if you so desire.
703
00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:22,170
How stupid of me! I just remember I
have an important meeting to attend.
704
00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:24,180
So, if you'll kindly excuse
me-- Don't you want the letter?
705
00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:28,185
You can give it to me
later at the hotel.
706
00:51:29,653 --> 00:51:33,283
See? We were right.
It is part of his spy gang.
707
00:51:33,357 --> 00:51:36,987
One of them
is following him.
708
00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:54,234
Look, the two G-men
are following Mr. Kraft.
709
00:51:55,679 --> 00:51:59,616
We'd better stay here
and watch him.
710
00:52:07,992 --> 00:52:10,757
Oh.
711
00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:13,957
Here they are!
[Chuckling]
712
00:52:14,031 --> 00:52:15,965
Well.
[Gasps]
713
00:52:16,033 --> 00:52:20,903
Why, Ma,you look simply ravishing!
She's pretty too.
714
00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:25,238
Some difference to her looks than when
she's back home feedin' the chickens.
715
00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:29,507
[Chuckles] Thanks for the flowers, Jonathan.
They're beautiful!
716
00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:35,019
I love mine too. They are the,
um-- the piéce de résistance.
717
00:52:35,085 --> 00:52:39,682
Well, that's funny. The man who
brought 'em said they was orchids.
718
00:52:39,757 --> 00:52:42,488
Well, I guess we're
all set then, huh?
719
00:52:46,030 --> 00:52:48,499
Just a minute, mister.
720
00:52:50,567 --> 00:52:54,060
Say, I've been thinking
about those French postcards.
721
00:52:54,138 --> 00:52:58,837
If you still got 'em,
why, I'd kind of like to, uh--
722
00:52:58,909 --> 00:53:01,640
I make the deal, monsieur, but you
will not open the envelope...
723
00:53:01,712 --> 00:53:05,171
until you get back to America.
Yeah. Here.
724
00:53:05,249 --> 00:53:08,913
Here you are.
725
00:53:08,986 --> 00:53:12,047
Say, Pa, did you
remember to--
726
00:53:12,122 --> 00:53:14,216
Where in tarnation
did he go?
727
00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:19,257
What's he doing over there?
[Screams] Hey, Pa!
728
00:53:21,465 --> 00:53:24,400
Coming, Ma.
729
00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:29,902
Am I gonna have to put a
halter on you? No, Ma.
730
00:53:29,973 --> 00:53:32,704
Just doing a little errand.
Come on.
731
00:53:32,776 --> 00:53:35,768
I'll keep an eye on him, Ma.
732
00:53:37,748 --> 00:53:42,345
Ah, good evening. You are just
in time to take over our cab.
733
00:53:42,419 --> 00:53:45,411
Thank you, thank you. I suppose you're
all kinda broken up about poor Mr. Wade.
734
00:53:45,489 --> 00:53:49,722
Oh, we both feel too dreadful for words.
Oh, Mr. Kraft?
735
00:53:49,793 --> 00:53:53,252
Yes, Mr. Kettle? Do you
want that letter now?
736
00:53:53,330 --> 00:53:55,264
Mm-hmm.
737
00:53:57,668 --> 00:54:01,696
Father, wouldn't it be safer for
Mr. Kettle to keep the letter?
738
00:54:01,772 --> 00:54:03,900
[ Cyrus] I think you
are right, daughter.
739
00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:09,003
But I thought you wanted it? Mr. Kettle,
you are returning to America.
740
00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:11,070
You can personally
deliver the letter...
741
00:54:11,148 --> 00:54:14,550
and extend our condolences
to Mrs. Wade.
742
00:54:14,618 --> 00:54:17,110
Where does she live?
I'll get her address.
743
00:54:17,187 --> 00:54:22,682
Now we must not detain you any longer.
Good night. Good night.
744
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:26,788
If he's a spy,
he's a lulu.
745
00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:29,561
[ Doorman]
Café Robespierre.
746
00:54:29,633 --> 00:54:31,567
[Engine Starts]
747
00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:40,009
Ur? taxi.
748
00:54:40,077 --> 00:54:42,011
[Blows Whistle]
749
00:54:45,182 --> 00:54:48,117
Aprés ce taxi.
750
00:54:53,390 --> 00:54:55,722
01) son t-i/s al/és? Qui?
C es deux hommes?
751
00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:58,387
Non, non, imbécile! Les deux
dames et les deux messieurs!
752
00:54:58,462 --> 00:55:00,931
Ah! Café Robespierre.
Chez Robespierre?
753
00:55:00,998 --> 00:55:04,992
Oux; monsieur: [Blows
Whistle] A ppe/ez an taxi.
754
00:55:06,436 --> 00:55:09,565
g; [ Band Playing]
755
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:18,105
£3
756
00:55:18,182 --> 00:55:23,245
Mighty fancy hash-house, I'd call this.
Mighty good eatin' too.
757
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:28,383
And those fiddle players sure know
how to scrape that horsehair.
758
00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:31,018
Sure is pretty,
ain't it, Ma?
759
00:55:31,094 --> 00:55:34,223
Gives you kind of a flutterin' feelin'.
[Chuckles]
760
00:55:34,298 --> 00:55:39,065
Sounds like the tune I played
for you on the Gramophone...
761
00:55:39,136 --> 00:55:42,401
the night
I proposed to you.
762
00:55:42,472 --> 00:55:46,067
“Till the Sands of the Desert
Grow Cold,“ wasn't it?
763
00:55:46,143 --> 00:55:50,046
No.
“Roamin' in the Gloaminl“
764
00:55:55,886 --> 00:56:01,154
Ma, if anything should happen
to me while I'm being a G-man,
765
00:56:01,225 --> 00:56:05,890
I just want you to know that I thinkyou're
the most wonderful girl in the world.
766
00:56:05,963 --> 00:56:10,560
[Giggling] Oh, nothin' ain't
gonna happen to ya, Pa.
767
00:56:12,736 --> 00:56:17,799
Can't tell. I'm on a pretty
dangerous mission, you know.
768
00:56:19,309 --> 00:56:21,641
Now don't go puddlin' up, Ma.
[Crying]
769
00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:25,546
Oh, now,
go on with you.
770
00:56:25,616 --> 00:56:29,484
[Jonathan ]
Oh, uh, look. Look.
771
00:56:29,553 --> 00:56:34,821
£3
772
00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:39,056
[ Crowd Applauding]
773
00:56:39,129 --> 00:56:41,359
ls there any request you
might like to have us play?
774
00:56:41,431 --> 00:56:45,163
Anything special you'd like to hear, Pa?
Something in keeping with the occasion?
775
00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:50,002
Well, how about, uh,
“Hail the Conquering Hero“?
776
00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:55,910
- I'm sorry, monsieur. We do not
know that number. -[Coughing]
777
00:56:55,979 --> 00:56:59,882
Oh, here comes
our crepe suzettes.
778
00:56:59,950 --> 00:57:02,442
Watch the maTtre d'
make these, folks.
779
00:57:27,344 --> 00:57:30,939
What do we do, eat it or drink it?
[Laughing]
780
00:57:31,014 --> 00:57:33,540
[Jonathan]
You'll see.
781
00:57:37,387 --> 00:57:40,288
Look, Ma.
782
00:57:40,357 --> 00:57:46,854
There are the two spies who followed
me in the restaurant this morning.
783
00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:50,332
- But I ain't scared.
- Well, of course not.
784
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,698
And those G-men
are right behind you.
785
00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:03,709
Those spies can't
put anything over...
786
00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:07,216
on Uncle Sam, or me.
787
00:58:07,284 --> 00:58:09,514
Never thought you
had it in you, Pa.
788
00:58:20,430 --> 00:58:22,489
Hey! Watch out!
789
00:58:24,101 --> 00:58:26,729
Women and children first!
[Laughing]
790
00:58:26,803 --> 00:58:31,172
Oh, monsieur, monsieur, stop! Control yourself!
Control yourself!
791
00:58:31,241 --> 00:58:33,505
They're cooked in
flames on purpose!
792
00:58:33,577 --> 00:58:37,536
- On purpose?
- Certainly, Pa. I'll pay for everything. I'm terriblysorzy.
793
00:58:37,614 --> 00:58:41,847
[Maitre D'] Trés b/en, monsieur.
A fine show you gave us, Pa!
794
00:58:41,918 --> 00:58:48,085
£3
795
00:59:02,272 --> 00:59:05,674
What's the matter, Pa?
796
00:59:05,742 --> 00:59:09,303
Ma, I think I'm getting
one of my hot spells again.
797
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,414
Cricketies!
798
00:59:12,482 --> 00:59:14,416
[Crowd Gasping]
799
00:59:18,588 --> 00:59:21,523
[Crowd Laughing]
800
00:59:24,861 --> 00:59:27,796
[Clock Chiming]
801
00:59:30,033 --> 00:59:32,661
Pa, it's time to get up.
802
00:59:32,736 --> 00:59:35,671
[ Chiming Continues]
803
00:59:41,111 --> 00:59:44,046
Come and get it!
804
00:59:47,984 --> 00:59:51,113
[Groans]
Where's the grub, Ma?
805
00:59:51,188 --> 00:59:55,489
When you snap yourself out
of it, it's downstairs. Oh.
806
00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,862
You all dressed
already, Ma?
807
00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:04,026
Where ya gain '? Elizabeth and I are going
with that hussy to buy some perfume.
808
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:06,627
I thought you didn't trust her.
I don't,
809
01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:10,469
but what's trusting her got to do with it
as long as she can get it for me wholesale?
810
01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:12,872
Better be careful, Ma.
811
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:16,675
Well, I guess I'd better
get some duds on.
812
01:00:16,746 --> 01:00:20,307
You're taking a bath. The
maid's filled the tub for ya.
813
01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:26,582
But I gotta keep
all the strength I've got...
814
01:00:26,656 --> 01:00:29,421
for this dangerous
mission I'm on.
815
01:00:29,493 --> 01:00:35,125
Mission or no mission,
you're gonna take a bath!
816
01:00:35,198 --> 01:00:38,133
[ Compress Sloshing]
817
01:00:41,838 --> 01:00:44,671
Well, all right.
818
01:00:44,741 --> 01:00:49,042
But if I get a fainting spell,
it'll be all your fault.
819
01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:57,118
Ah. Good morning, Elizabeth.
Ma!
820
01:00:57,187 --> 01:01:00,782
Hello, Miss Kraft. I'm all set.
But, Mr. Kettle? Pa?
821
01:01:00,857 --> 01:01:04,487
[Laughing] Land sakes, Pa can't
go no place the way he is.
822
01:01:04,561 --> 01:01:08,054
Well, we can wait for him.
Miss Kraft, you don't know Pa!
823
01:01:08,131 --> 01:01:10,361
He likes to borrow,
but he don't like to shop!
824
01:01:10,433 --> 01:01:13,528
Oh, but I'm so disappointed.
Well, if we're gonna go,
825
01:01:13,603 --> 01:01:17,039
let's get goin'. Uh, well, maybe
we could phone him later.
826
01:01:20,310 --> 01:01:22,745
[Engine Stops]
827
01:01:29,753 --> 01:01:34,088
Here we are, ladies. We may need you
to carry things. 0m; madame/sells.
828
01:01:45,802 --> 01:01:49,966
- Hello, Henri.
- Mademoiselle Kraft! What a delightful surprise.
829
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:53,374
I brought my friends because of the
liberal discount you gave me last year.
830
01:01:53,443 --> 01:01:55,775
Will you make the same
arrangement now?
831
01:01:55,845 --> 01:01:57,779
Certainement,
mademoiselle.
832
01:01:57,847 --> 01:02:00,282
I have a more exclusive selection
in the other room, ladies.
833
01:02:00,350 --> 01:02:02,785
This way, please.
834
01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:19,092
Hmm, that's funny.
835
01:02:19,169 --> 01:02:21,638
I thought that door
was made out oflookin' glass.
836
01:02:21,705 --> 01:02:23,639
It is, from the other side.
837
01:02:23,707 --> 01:02:25,903
From this room we can see what's
going on in the other room,
838
01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:31,642
but they cannot see us. Why
do you need such precaution?
839
01:02:31,715 --> 01:02:34,150
Why didn't you bring Mr. Kettle along?
Mrs. Kettle is going...
840
01:02:34,217 --> 01:02:36,311
to phone him
to join us here.
841
01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:40,152
Will somebody tell me what these
shenanigans are all about around here?
842
01:02:40,223 --> 01:02:43,022
The idea is this, Mrs. Kettle.
843
01:02:43,093 --> 01:02:45,824
We are going to hold
both of you as hostages...
844
01:02:45,895 --> 01:02:48,990
until we get that letter
Mr. Wade gave to your husband.
845
01:02:49,065 --> 01:02:53,059
Well, Pa's got it, I ain't!
Sol gathered.
846
01:02:53,136 --> 01:02:59,007
I'll get him on the phone for you. You are
going to tell him to bring that letter here.
847
01:02:59,075 --> 01:03:03,137
Hotel Louis Quatorze please. You will
make it urgent, won't you, Mrs. Kettle?
848
01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:08,276
Hmm. I should have known better than to trust
a woman with black hair and blonde roots!
849
01:03:08,351 --> 01:03:12,982
Mr. Kettle, please.
Mrs. Kettle?
850
01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:28,170
Hello! Pa?
851
01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:34,636
Yeah.
Yeah, this is Pa.
852
01:03:34,711 --> 01:03:37,578
Where you at, Ma?
853
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,581
I see.
854
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:44,280
415 Rue de Rivoli.
855
01:03:44,354 --> 01:03:48,052
Mm-hmm.
Huh?The letter?
856
01:03:48,124 --> 01:03:51,754
For heaven's sake, Ma, what do you want the letter for?
You know there's nothing in it.
857
01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:55,025
Now, Pa, don't argue! You
gotta bring that letter here!
858
01:03:55,098 --> 01:03:58,534
Tell him to come alone. [Gasps]
859
01:03:58,601 --> 01:04:02,401
And Pa, you come alone.
860
01:04:02,472 --> 01:04:06,670
I don't care if you have got a
date withjonathan! Bust it!
861
01:04:06,743 --> 01:04:11,374
What's that? Listen! The Eiffel
Tower'll still be there!
862
01:04:22,892 --> 01:04:28,058
Jonathan, that-- that was Ma, but she
don't make sense. What do you mean. Pa?
863
01:04:28,131 --> 01:04:33,433
Well, she told me to bring the
letter to 415 Rue de Rivoli.
864
01:04:33,503 --> 01:04:37,098
Said I was to bust a date I had
with you to see the Eiffel Tower.
865
01:04:37,173 --> 01:04:40,609
Well, we-- we had no date.
866
01:04:40,677 --> 01:04:43,738
I get it! It was Ma's way of
making sure you'd tip me off!
867
01:04:43,813 --> 01:04:46,043
She couldn't talk,
she was being intimidated!
868
01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:49,814
Butjonathan, I've already
seen the Eiffel Tower.
869
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:53,345
Pa! It means that Ma and
Elizabeth are in trouble!
870
01:04:53,423 --> 01:04:57,360
Trouble? Well, what are
we standing here for?
871
01:04:59,462 --> 01:05:02,022
The G-men.
872
01:05:02,098 --> 01:05:04,192
Come on, fellows.
Follow us.
873
01:05:10,039 --> 01:05:12,974
We're in trouble too. Those
spies are still following us.
874
01:05:19,182 --> 01:05:23,016
415 Rue de Rivoli! Quatre
cent quinze Rue de Riva/I.
875
01:05:25,855 --> 01:05:28,290
[Blows Whistle]
876
01:05:28,358 --> 01:05:31,328
Follow that cab! Vite!
877
01:05:33,696 --> 01:05:37,360
[Blows Whistle]
878
01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:41,701
Sui vez ce taxi!
879
01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:44,604
01) son t-i/s al/és? Qui?
C es deux mess/burs?
880
01:05:44,674 --> 01:05:47,075
No! I e type aver
le chapeau melon.
881
01:05:47,143 --> 01:05:49,009
Ah! Quatre cent quinze
Rue de Rivoli.
882
01:05:49,078 --> 01:05:51,479
A ppe/ez an taxi Vite!
[Blows Whistle]
883
01:05:55,385 --> 01:05:58,184
[Blows Whistle]
884
01:06:00,123 --> 01:06:02,785
Jonathan, those crooks
are still following us.
885
01:06:05,028 --> 01:06:07,520
Yes, and those G-men
are nowhere in sight!
886
01:06:07,597 --> 01:06:09,929
- Faster, driver, faster!
- Eh, monsieur?
887
01:06:09,999 --> 01:06:13,025
Uh, Vite! lfite!
Uh, our; monsieur: Our'.
888
01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:18,664
Stop that noise!
You make me nervous!
889
01:06:18,741 --> 01:06:22,109
There's nothing to be nervous about, ladies.
I assure you.
890
01:06:22,178 --> 01:06:26,012
Unless Mr. Kettle fails you.
Hmm!
891
01:06:29,018 --> 01:06:31,316
[Blows Whistle]
892
01:06:31,387 --> 01:06:33,947
[Tires Screeching]
893
01:06:34,023 --> 01:06:38,392
I thinkwe lost 'em, Jonathan.
Good. Good!
894
01:06:38,461 --> 01:06:41,396
[Blows Whistle]
895
01:06:44,968 --> 01:06:47,403
[Tires Squealing]
896
01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:54,033
There! There's
a police station! Stop!
897
01:06:56,212 --> 01:06:58,874
Now, Pa, get all the policemen
you can and hurry!
898
01:06:58,948 --> 01:07:03,010
Meek me
at M '5 Rue de Hue“!
899
01:07:03,086 --> 01:07:05,578
[D00r5huts] All right.
Al/e; al/ez Vite. Vite!
900
01:07:22,605 --> 01:07:26,633
[ Panting] Ma's in trouble, boys!
I mean, my wife!
901
01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:29,144
Follow me!
902
01:07:31,214 --> 01:07:33,649
[Speaking French]
903
01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:38,177
Spies! Spies!
904
01:07:38,254 --> 01:07:41,280
Come on!
Hurry, will you?
905
01:07:43,459 --> 01:07:47,123
It's life or death!
Spies!
906
01:07:47,196 --> 01:07:50,166
They take pictures
of the fort!
907
01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:53,794
Click-click! Click-click!
Click-click!
908
01:07:53,870 --> 01:07:57,568
Ah, oui!
Click-click. Click-click.
909
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,804
Ah, you understand!
Let's go ahead, boys!
910
01:08:06,115 --> 01:08:11,281
Spies! They--
They blow up bridges!
911
01:08:11,354 --> 01:08:13,846
Don't ya understand?
912
01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:16,756
Look.
913
01:08:16,826 --> 01:08:19,887
Bomb. Bomb.
914
01:08:19,963 --> 01:08:23,058
[imitates Sizzling Fuse]
915
01:08:29,238 --> 01:08:32,173
Boom!
916
01:08:42,151 --> 01:08:47,021
Oh! Zut alors! L'Américain, I!
est un idiot! Arrétez-le!
917
01:08:53,830 --> 01:08:55,958
[Clamoring]
918
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:59,960
[Tires Screeching] Keep going!
Don't stop!
919
01:09:00,036 --> 01:09:04,701
Go! Passed Vamoose!
Oh!
920
01:09:04,774 --> 01:09:07,004
[Tires Squealing]
921
01:09:08,077 --> 01:09:10,045
[Tires Squealing]
922
01:09:15,084 --> 01:09:17,519
[Clamoring]
[ French]
923
01:09:19,722 --> 01:09:22,191
Now, don't go puddlin' up,
Elizabeth!
924
01:09:22,258 --> 01:09:25,387
Foryour sake, Mrs. Kettle, I hope
your husband will be here soon.
925
01:09:25,461 --> 01:09:28,453
He'll be here!
Keep your shirt on!
926
01:09:28,531 --> 01:09:30,795
You can't hurry Pa.
927
01:09:37,106 --> 01:09:39,370
Ow!
Ow!
928
01:09:44,881 --> 01:09:48,545
He's taking
too much time. Maybe--
929
01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:52,816
Maybe he's not coming at all!
Oh, Henri, keep quiet.
930
01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:58,257
Suppose he became suspicious and
went to the prefect of police?
931
01:09:58,327 --> 01:10:00,819
Be of no concern,
friends.
932
01:10:00,897 --> 01:10:03,332
If we see any indication
of trouble through that glass,
933
01:10:03,399 --> 01:10:07,029
our guests, afterjacques has clone
his work, will simply vanish.
934
01:10:07,103 --> 01:10:09,071
[ Horn Honking]
935
01:10:10,473 --> 01:10:12,908
[ Police Whistle Blowing]
936
01:10:15,912 --> 01:10:18,677
Mr. Kettle, at last!
937
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,815
Pa. Pa! Pa! We're in
here in the back room!
938
01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:29,915
Stop him!
Pa!
939
01:10:29,992 --> 01:10:33,622
Save yourself, Mrs. Kettle. He can
neither hear you nor see you.
940
01:10:38,101 --> 01:10:40,035
[Whistles]
941
01:10:43,172 --> 01:10:45,573
[Whistles]
942
01:10:45,641 --> 01:10:47,575
[Clamoring]
943
01:10:55,551 --> 01:10:57,519
Just a minute!
Where's Ma?
944
01:10:57,587 --> 01:10:59,555
[Groaning]
945
01:10:59,622 --> 01:11:01,989
Atta boy, Pa!
946
01:11:02,058 --> 01:11:05,653
Where is she?
Where's Ma?
947
01:11:05,728 --> 01:11:09,221
Boys, it was the only way I
could get ya to follow me.
948
01:11:09,298 --> 01:11:11,426
My wife's in here,
and she's in trouble!
949
01:11:11,501 --> 01:11:14,095
Jacques, throw 'em in!
950
01:11:14,170 --> 01:11:17,333
[Screams]
Ma! Ma!
951
01:11:18,241 --> 01:11:20,073
[Groaning]
952
01:11:28,084 --> 01:11:32,419
[jonathan ] Pa! Pa! This man will
tell ya I'm speaking the truth!
953
01:11:32,488 --> 01:11:35,549
Arrest those men! They're spies!
What are you talking about?
954
01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:39,061
- Do spies carry credentials like these?
- [Pa] Gee whiz!
955
01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:42,223
Real G-men.
Heavens to Betsy!
956
01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:45,359
Nous travaillons avec la
préfecture de police. Trés bien.
957
01:11:45,434 --> 01:11:47,801
We gotta save Ma!
Ma!
958
01:11:47,870 --> 01:11:49,861
Ma, how we gonna
open that door?
959
01:11:49,939 --> 01:11:51,873
Huh!
That's easy!
960
01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:57,170
[ Glass Breaking] Pa, come on in!
It's all 0 verl
961
01:11:57,246 --> 01:12:00,181
Jonathan!
Elizabeth!
962
01:12:01,117 --> 01:12:03,211
Oh, Elizabeth.
963
01:12:03,286 --> 01:12:05,220
Oh. Are you all right?
964
01:12:08,457 --> 01:12:11,722
[Laughing] Oh, Pa!
Bless your heart!
965
01:12:11,794 --> 01:12:14,126
Am I glad to see you!
966
01:12:14,197 --> 01:12:17,064
I'm glad I got here in time
to save ya, Ma. [Gags]
967
01:12:17,133 --> 01:12:19,101
Mr. Kettle, you've done a wonderful
service to your country.
968
01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:21,432
Congratulations.
Oh, that's all right.
969
01:12:21,504 --> 01:12:24,530
Any red-blooded American would
have done the same thing.
970
01:12:28,411 --> 01:12:31,312
[Chuckling]
You know, it's funny, but...
971
01:12:31,380 --> 01:12:34,145
all along we thought you
two fellows were the spies.
972
01:12:34,217 --> 01:12:39,348
[All Laughing]
Th-That's right.
973
01:12:39,422 --> 01:12:43,757
We thought these two were the G-men.
Posing as G-men, eh?
974
01:12:43,826 --> 01:12:46,591
G-men?
Certainly not.
975
01:12:46,662 --> 01:12:48,596
Then why
were you following us?
976
01:12:48,664 --> 01:12:53,431
Pardon, madame. lam André
and this is Chef Chantilly.
977
01:12:55,571 --> 01:12:58,700
And, madame...
978
01:12:58,774 --> 01:13:02,039
this is the greatest French
dressing in the world.
979
01:13:02,111 --> 01:13:06,673
French dressing? We thought we would
like you to manufacture it in America...
980
01:13:06,749 --> 01:13:09,241
and we would go,
what you say, 50-50.
981
01:13:09,318 --> 01:13:12,117
Promoters!
Get 'em out of here!
982
01:13:12,188 --> 01:13:15,453
Allez, allez, filez!
Dépéchez-vous!
983
01:13:17,994 --> 01:13:20,964
You and your Marshal Plan. Bah!
984
01:13:21,030 --> 01:13:23,465
[All Laughing]
985
01:13:26,435 --> 01:13:28,665
You, uh, bring 'em?
986
01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:32,003
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Sure.
987
01:13:45,021 --> 01:13:47,615
You talkum
too much!
988
01:13:52,561 --> 01:13:54,552
You look mighty
pretty, Ma...
989
01:13:54,630 --> 01:13:57,122
and mighty Frenchy too.
[Giggling]
990
01:13:57,199 --> 01:13:59,725
It'll be nice acting
like those Paris-ites.
991
01:14:07,243 --> 01:14:09,974
♪♪ [Tone] What'd you
do that for, Ma?
992
01:14:10,046 --> 01:14:12,538
From now on, that's the way
we're gonna call the ki--
993
01:14:12,615 --> 01:14:15,516
children to dinner.
994
01:14:15,584 --> 01:14:20,579
♪♪ [Ascending Tones]
995
01:14:20,656 --> 01:14:23,148
JM Descending Tones]
996
01:14:23,225 --> 01:14:26,752
I'm gonna have culture in this house
if I have to beat it into 'em!
997
01:14:26,829 --> 01:14:28,763
Come and get it!
998
01:14:29,832 --> 01:14:32,267
[Children Clamoring]
999
01:14:38,574 --> 01:14:41,168
Hmm.
1000
01:14:41,243 --> 01:14:44,838
You know, Pa,
to coin a new saying,
1001
01:14:44,914 --> 01:14:47,508
“There's no place
like home.“ Home.
1002
01:14:47,583 --> 01:14:52,020
And it takes a heap of coin
to keep a home too, Ma!
1003
01:14:52,088 --> 01:14:54,182
[Both Laughing]